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Am I ******* Psychic

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    #11
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Fecking Amateur. Ought to have checked the revision dates mate, that's what the professionals would do.


    SB in "there's always one" mode
    I asked about the lack of that and was, "well that the way we do it"

    BTW the later version is a crock of ****, in a dffernt was to the other one
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      #12
      Originally posted by OrangeHopper
      ... bloody permies ...
      Who are you calling a permie?

      Hope it wasn't one of my documents.

      I'm thinking about doing a Mercator tree for the fun of it this afternoon!
      no not yours far too short, only about 60 pages, now where is your 600 pager?

      I found the first half of that doc your woking on on the printer this morning. Looks like someone printed out the bit's we are not looking at. Oh well only 100 sheets of A4 for the incinerator.
      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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        #13
        Originally posted by TazMaN
        Sandy , out of interest which data mapping tool do you use there??
        lol in the post above yours is a reference to a data mapping tool. Mercator now called IBM Websphere Datastage TX, or affectionatly know as MACERATOR
        Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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          #14
          ... I found the first half of that doc your woking on on the printer this morning ...

          Obviously, my saying, only pages x to x + 50, with the revision marks, have changed didn't mean anything.

          I have a test spec to do next. That should be good for a 100 pages or so.

          Whoops, forgot to say that with the last document. Oh well, ******* contactors.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrsGoof
            lol in the post above yours is a reference to a data mapping tool. Mercator now called IBM Websphere Datastage TX, or affectionatly know as MACERATOR
            Funny, this is what I do ... have been doing for many many years! Must be a smaller world than I thought! Got any jobs going ... I'm getting bored at my current client of 2 years

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              #16
              Originally posted by TazMaN
              Funny, this is what I do ... have been doing for many many years! Must be a smaller world than I thought! Got any jobs going ... I'm getting bored at my current client of 2 years
              Just a sideline technology on the project.
              Ask Hopper if he wants to off load his current set of Maps and Trees to you, then he'll have more time for his SKA.
              Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                #17
                Do you think they do contractor swaps?

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                  #18
                  ... then he'll have more time for his SKA ...

                  Shhhh.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OrangeHopper
                    ... then he'll have more time for his SKA ...

                    Shhhh.
                    Wow another DSTX contractor, shockin stuff.

                    Are you all in London?

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                      #20
                      South thereof - M3.

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