Chewed up and Spat Out..

[el duder]

Buy a book on art of seduction.
HTH

What does HTH mean?

[MarillionFan]

I met my other half on a blind date.

But then again I ooze personality.

[ratewhore]

She loves herself mate and that kind are always grief!

If you can dip your wick then thats fine - anything else then you're asking for trouble...

[el duder]

She loves herself mate and that kind are always grief!

If you can dip your wick then thats fine - anything else then you're asking for trouble...

Nah i think what it actually came down to in the end was that she didnt fancy me.

Regardless of how we got on, the physical attraction was not mutual.

Beware, anyone thinking of going on a blind internet date, be prepared for physicological warfare before, during and in the aftermath.

[Daywalker]

el duder,

Why don't you just go out to a bar and chat up a women you fancy, good chance she will be there for the same reason?

As you are on $400 a day then you can get her intoxicated on fine champagne!!

[MarillionFan]

You're trying to punch above your weight El-Duder.

Maybe start with Bella Emberg or that fat chick off Emmerdale.

[Sockpuppet]

Poor el duder....

I have a friend who you would like. She's fairly interesting to talk to (shes a photographer)....



....but her best feature is her tight body and gravity defying tits - plus she hasnt been laid in about 3 months. I'll see if she's free on the 9th Feb and let SallyAnne introduce you to.

[kramer]

ahhh man ... at least you got to go out and have some fun...

Another one for the experience pile... pick it up and move on..

your better than that mate!

[pickle]

....but her best feature is her gravity defying tits

What, you mean even when standing on her head they still swing around her ankles?

[el duder]

ahhh man ... at least you got to go out and have some fun...

Another one for the experience pile... pick it up and move on..

your better than that mate!

I didnt enjoy it for a second.