oil for me.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Oil or Powder?
Collapse
X
-
-
And to think, I thought you were such a nice boy!Originally posted by snaw View PostColumbian marching powder all the way.Comment
-
Comment
-
Comment
-
Okay - I know you are lieing - but I will play along! You might get offered this choice on a gentleman's night out....Originally posted by Churchill View PostSeriously!Comment
-
Nah - I don't know whats going on here either
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
okay - when a gentleman requires the services of a prostitute she will typically offer a massage - offering either oil or powder. Its usually the first question after "where is the money?"Comment
-
I still don't understand!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOkay - I know you are lieing - but I will play along! You might get offered this choice on a gentleman's night out....
Comment
-
http://forums.contractoruk.com/638287-post17.htmlOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI still don't understand!
Now get voting!!
Comment
-
Ah....Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postokay - when a gentleman requires the services of a prostitute she will typically offer a massage - offering either oil or powder. Its usually the first question after "where is the money?"
Having never been asked the question... Which option do I choose?Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- UK IT Contractors: How to land Forward Deployed Engineer roles beyond Palantir, Anthropic and OpenAI Today 05:52
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 25 03:52
- The beginning of the end for Boox ‘MSC’ contractors has begun. Check back in 2031 Jun 24 06:25
- Andy Burnham as prime minister ‘would cut both ways for self-employed contractors’ Jun 23 02:18
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 22 15:52
- Taxman tells contractors that only four new tax avoidance schemes needed avoiding in Q2 Jun 22 05:47
- VAT compliance checks are changing — here’s what contractors need to know Jun 17 07:30
- As HMRC steps up VAT compliance activity, how should company directors prepare? Jun 16 06:52
- Hiring of IT contractors returned to growth in May 2026, following 33 months ‘in the red’ Jun 15 06:02
- Zero Hours Contract Reform: A key consultation for recruiters, employers and contractors is finally here Jun 12 04:43

Comment