Marmalade

[Lucifer Box]

Where does the black treacle come into it for marmalade??

It gives it that lovely dark orange colour that the best marmalades have and counterpoints the bitterness of the oranges without being too sweet.

[Lucifer Box]

You've sold me.

I've got an idea. In the light of all the the IR threats coming our way let's all pack in contracting, form a commune and make marmalade and chutney all day to sell to large corporations. At least IR35 won't apply then.

Okay, Denny, many thanks. There's a jar with your name on it. Small, medium or large?

I would if I thought I could shift enough of it.

[realityhack]

<pedant mode on>
Cyanide is the whiff of Bitter Almonds...
HTH.
<pedant mode off>

You seem to know an awful lot about this Zeity...

[DimPrawn]

Indeed and yes, let's swap products in a barter-esque style kibbush way.

Ahem. http://www.taxationweb.co.uk/busines...cle.php?id=266

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[Lucifer Box]

Names:

'Lucifer's Treacly Orange' (suggests common flavour but real reason for name - the pending threat the IR turning up the heat (flame orange) on contractors puting us in a sticky situation like swimming through treacle, which is why we now we've packed it in to make marmalade).

Lucifer's Lemon - (for flavour but also to describe the likely value of IT contracts in the future - like buying a 'lemon' (something useless) - hence we've all left to make marmalade).

Lucifer's Grapefruit - (for flavour to also to drive home how bitter and sour we all are because of Gordo's constant persecution).

Lucifer's Thick Cut - (a mixed fruit flavour but really to describe Gordo's greedy tax grabbing approach, hence our reason for packing in IT and making marmalade now).

Lucifer's Revenge' - Especially for Gordo. Lurid Green Lime Marmalade (green to represent the envy of those who want to stop us getting on and be rewarded for our efforts against the added risks involved) flavoured with a distinct whiff of Almond (Arsenic).

Denny, would you like to be my marketing manager? I only got as far as Lucifer's Luscious Preserves - They're the Work of the Devil.

[Lucifer Box]

Ahem. http://www.taxationweb.co.uk/busines...cle.php?id=266

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I'm shocked you even considered that I would not be declaring this on my tax return.

[hyperD]

Ahem. http://www.taxationweb.co.uk/busines...cle.php?id=266

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I'm shocked you even considered that I would not be declaring this on my tax return.

I'm shocked DP knew I would certainly not declare this on my tax form!!

Tax barstards!