Originally posted by NotAllThere
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You are talking through your arse - better pray you don't get any symptoms, because your test is going to be extra painful.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Posthow come to test for Covid they have to stick a swab through your nose to the back of your throat while alledgedly a single droplet can infect an entire village? Load of bollocks to meComment
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I told my son it was a rectal test and we all had to stick our arses out the car window and get a swab.
2 hours of "daddy is only joking".
Then he gets a pipe cleaner battered up his nose.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostKung Flu?
Watch it, she can put an arrow in a fly's eye at one hundred yards, from a galloping horse.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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My daughter in law has been admitted into hospital. ?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Wishing her the best, matey.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostMy daughter in law has been admitted into hospital. ������Comment
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Thanks. They now suspect a pulmonary embolism. So she's in the right place.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWishing her the best, matey.
So far diagnoses were :
Trapped nerve in ribs
Flu
Funnily enough, PE matches both. But medicine is still much more an art than a science.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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An Emergency Medicine doctor I work with described it as a differential diagnosis decision tree.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThanks. They now suspect a pulmonary embolism. So she's in the right place.
So far diagnoses were :
Trapped nerve in ribs
Flu
Funnily enough, PE matches both. But medicine is still much more an art than a science.Comment
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It is, and to be fair, the doc did do an x-ray and there was then no evidence of a clot.
If she had to stay in for a while, it's five minutes drive from where I live. Twenty minutes for my son.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Lend him your car!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIt is, and to be fair, the doc did do an x-ray and there was then no evidence of a clot.
If she had to stay in for a while, it's five minutes drive from where I live. Twenty minutes for my son.
On a serious note, hope she's Ok.Comment
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. At least this flu doesn't kill.
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