Gran Canaria

[wendigo100]

Why not use your time machine to get back to the villa?

It didn't fit in his saddle bag.

[threaded]

Pool boy has woken me up clattering about outside so I've asked him to send someone to make me breakfast in bed.

I'm knackered and I'm not goin' anywhere today.

[bobhope]

I think we have our own Alan Wicker.

[Churchill]

I think we have our own Alan Wicker.

Does Alan give the pool boy a good seeing to in the morning too?

[The Lone Gunman]

Make breakfast in bed? Messy and a fire risk I would have thought. You want them to bring you breakfast in bed.

What are you having Threaded? Lard sandwhiches with extra lard and a side order of lard?

and I don't think you should be interfering with the pool boy either!