Friday Poetry Corner LBW

[AlfredJPruffock]

In memoriam Tony Lewis Mathmmatician and co-author of the DuckWorth Lewis Method to determine the outcome of rain affected one day cricket matches.



So. Then
Farewell Tony Lewis.
It is Over.

You are out
at 78

Not a bad Innings
But what would your score
have been if play had
Not been halted
Prematurely

By looking at your Revolutary cricket formula
i can confidently say that I havent got a clue

Thanks anyway

EJ Thribb

(17.5 runs in two overs)

[Scruff]

...For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

[sasguru]

They rise, one after another, blue and golden, these endless days, days of death.

[LondonManc]

There was a young man who played cricket
Who tried to uproot the leg wicket
He bowled a bad ball
And the umpire did call
If you were Flintoff you might just have hit it!

[Scruff]

They rise, one after another, blue and golden, these endless days, days of death.

Nihilistic poetry has fatal consequences

[Scruff]

There once was a lady from Dallas
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her tits atop Buckingham palace

[AlfredJPruffock]

Ho- Alfie !
Aye - whit ??



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[Old Greg]