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Where are Dyson's ventilators? (HEALTH WARNING: BR14 TRIGGER)
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And that's on top of a mortality rate of 80% once you're on a ventilator - Only Dyson. Made in the UK, with pride."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Who wants a ventilator that sucks*...?Originally posted by sasguru View Post
(*Use whichever definition you prefer).
(Repeated from the last time somebody mentioned Dyson).
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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No sh!t, Sherlock!Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
Almost as if we're ruled by
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Hard Brexit now!
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We nearly always have idiots in charge, it's just the colour of rosette that changes.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostYes it is odd, innit.
Almost as if we're ruled by
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Turns out we don't seem to need as many as was feared.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Did you get that 80% from one of your charts?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostAnd that's on top of a mortality rate of 80% once you're on a ventilator - Only Dyson. Made in the UK, with pride.Comment
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Not when you just let the old and sick die at home or in a care home.....problem solved.Originally posted by d000hg View PostTurns out we don't seem to need as many as was feared.Comment
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the NHS has spare beds even WITHOUT the Nightingale sites (several of which are still being worked on).Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot when you just let the old and sick die at home or in a care home.....problem solved.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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