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Where are Dyson's ventilators? (HEALTH WARNING: BR14 TRIGGER)

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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    If they are as reliable as his overpriced vacuum cleaners, then they will kill more people than they would have saved.
    And that's on top of a mortality rate of 80% once you're on a ventilator - Only Dyson. Made in the UK, with pride.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #12
      Who wants a ventilator that sucks*...?

      (*Use whichever definition you prefer).

      (Repeated from the last time somebody mentioned Dyson).

      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #13
        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

        Almost as if we're ruled by s
        No sh!t, Sherlock!
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
          Yes it is odd, innit.

          Almost as if we're ruled by s
          We nearly always have idiots in charge, it's just the colour of rosette that changes.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #15
            My uncle's been on one. He's picking up nicely now.

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              #16
              Originally posted by piebaps View Post
              My uncle's been on one. He's picking up nicely now.

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                #17
                Turns out we don't seem to need as many as was feared.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  And that's on top of a mortality rate of 80% once you're on a ventilator - Only Dyson. Made in the UK, with pride.
                  Did you get that 80% from one of your charts?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Turns out we don't seem to need as many as was feared.
                    Not when you just let the old and sick die at home or in a care home.....problem solved.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Not when you just let the old and sick die at home or in a care home.....problem solved.
                      the NHS has spare beds even WITHOUT the Nightingale sites (several of which are still being worked on).
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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