Stick that in yer Red Box.
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Is this a service NLyUK provides if you take her to the Dutch Antillies?
How much take home does that service provide? In terms of diseases....Comment
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Any more of that talk, young man, and I'll manacle you and the old man together by your Dutch Antilles and set the pitbull on you both.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs this a service NLyUK provides if you take her to the Dutch Antillies?
How much take home does that service provide? In terms of diseases....Comment
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Ask her about her Double Irish With a Dutch SandwichOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs this a service NLyUK provides if you take her to the Dutch Antillies?
How much take home does that service provide? In terms of diseases....Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I feel ill..Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAsk her about her Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich
Cough Cough"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Kinky!Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostAny more of that talk, young man, and I'll manacle you and the old man together by your Dutch Antilles and set the pitbull on you both.
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