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Covid-19 - how will you deal with your lover ??

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    #11
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Oh.. This sounds promising..

    Me me me me....

    Bollocks.


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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      As long as you are both taking precautions you should be OK.
      Indeed. We have already been given the guidance on this:

      https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2741034

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        #13
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        My lover scurried back up north beyond the wall.

        Not sure if that means I have a vacancy or not

        FTAOD, NLUK, I don't
        I spotted your HWMBO in Morrisons last night. He looked like he could do with the rest TBH.
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        Former member of IPSE.


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        Many a mickle makes a muckle.

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          #14
          Originally posted by wattaj View Post
          I spotted your HWMBO in Morrisons last night. He looked like he could do with the rest TBH.
          He said he saw you!

          He's been home since Sunday, how much more rest does he need??

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            As I've noted before, covid-19 isn't sexually transmitted. Keeping 2m distance requires creativity.
            And a bloody good aim.
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              #16
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              He said he saw you!

              He's been home since Sunday, how much more rest does he need??
              You tell us.
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              Former member of IPSE.


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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                As long as you are both taking precautions you should be OK.
                Nah. He's banned until this is over (key worker)
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  As long as you are both taking precautions you should be OK.
                  I always practice safe sex. Never give your real name...

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                    #19
                    The enemy's been told to wear two paper bags. "Honest, luv, it's for Covid 19 reasons."
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Tis a crappy time to have just met someone after a loooong draught...!
                      Congratulations on meeting someone.

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