Janey vs SallyAnne

[janey]

I'm sorry. It's not personal I just insult everyone.

I know, you love me really don't you sas

[Paula]

Hello Boys!

[SallyAnne]

Hello Boys!

Oh not you again

[sasguru]

I know, you love me really don't you sas

I love all women....

[Paula]

Oh not you again

I've just be listening to Morrissey

You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm ever in your ...
A-hey

[DimPrawn]

He went downhill after leaving Men Behaving Badly.

[SallyAnne]

I've just be listening to Morrissey

You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm ever in your ...
A-hey

Yeah and I've just been listening to Guns and Roses...

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch

[sasguru]

Yeah and I've just been listening to Guns and Roses...

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch

He he, you go girl !!

But don't worry, it's only MF 'aving a larf, innit?

[Paula]

HAPPY BEING FAT

by Gerry Goffin and Carole King


Don't tell me to go on a diet;
Don't give me no pills.
Just leave me alone with my ice cream cone,
And let me eat my fill.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

If I lost weight, I'd have to buy new clothes,
Cause my old ones would not fit,
So woman don't scream, just put some more ice cream
On my banana split.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

I'm forty-two around the waist
And forty-eight around the hips;
I'm built like a tent, but, gal, I pay the rent,
So don't give me none of your lip.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

[EqualOpportunities]

Hello Boys!

Nice to see that uberskank's back in the house.

How was rehab?