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Paula replied

19 January 2007, 13:35
Originally posted by sasguru

Don't worry the pre-op therapy before the actual operation isn't too bad, so I'm told, nudge nudge wink wink ...

oooh
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sasguru replied

19 January 2007, 13:34
Originally posted by Paula

HAPPY BEING FAT

by Gerry Goffin and Carole King

Don't tell me to go on a diet;
Don't give me no pills.
Just leave me alone with my ice cream cone,
And let me eat my fill.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

If I lost weight, I'd have to buy new clothes,
Cause my old ones would not fit,
So woman don't scream, just put some more ice cream
On my banana split.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

I'm forty-two around the waist
And forty-eight around the hips;
I'm built like a tent, but, gal, I pay the rent,
So don't give me none of your lip.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

Don't worry the pre-op therapy before the actual operation isn't too bad, so I'm told ...
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EqualOpportunities replied

19 January 2007, 13:32
Originally posted by Paula

Hello Boys!

Nice to see that uberskank's back in the house.

How was rehab?
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Paula replied

19 January 2007, 13:29
HAPPY BEING FAT

by Gerry Goffin and Carole King

Don't tell me to go on a diet;
Don't give me no pills.
Just leave me alone with my ice cream cone,
And let me eat my fill.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

If I lost weight, I'd have to buy new clothes,
Cause my old ones would not fit,
So woman don't scream, just put some more ice cream
On my banana split.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!

I'm forty-two around the waist
And forty-eight around the hips;
I'm built like a tent, but, gal, I pay the rent,
So don't give me none of your lip.

I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
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sasguru replied

19 January 2007, 13:25
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Yeah and I've just been listening to Guns and Roses...

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch

He he, you go girl !!

But don't worry, it's only MF 'aving a larf, innit?
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SallyAnne replied

19 January 2007, 13:23
Originally posted by Paula

I've just be listening to Morrissey

You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm ever in your ...
A-hey

Yeah and I've just been listening to Guns and Roses...

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch
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DimPrawn replied

19 January 2007, 13:22
He went downhill after leaving Men Behaving Badly.
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Paula replied

19 January 2007, 13:21
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Oh not you again

I've just be listening to Morrissey

You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm ever in your ...
A-hey
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sasguru replied

19 January 2007, 13:20
Originally posted by janey

I know, you love me really don't you sas

I love all women....
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SallyAnne replied

19 January 2007, 13:18
Originally posted by Paula

Hello Boys!

Oh not you again
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Paula replied

19 January 2007, 13:18
Hello Boys!
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janey replied

19 January 2007, 13:18
Originally posted by sasguru

I'm sorry. It's not personal I just insult everyone.

I know, you love me really don't you sas
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janey replied

19 January 2007, 13:17
Originally posted by Francko

Busty?

absolutely
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sasguru replied

19 January 2007, 13:02
Originally posted by janey

I just expect insults from you sas

I'm sorry. It's not personal I just insult everyone.
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Francko replied

19 January 2007, 12:44
Originally posted by sasguru

Well was talking about SA who freely admits she's on the large side. But if you took that personally I guess you must be - ahem - curvy as well?

Busty?
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