Official cUK members coronavirus cases thread

[MasterBait]

Corona may bring IPSE finally down if every one is going to claim their £2000 for being off sick

[oracleslave]

Hate to say so and come back with this post but it's me.

And? What's it like?

[ladymuck]

Corona may bring IPSE finally down if every one is going to claim their £2000 for being off sick

Ooh... Free money!

[Whorty]

Man sorry to hear that. Hope you're able to spend less time working more time together going forward.

Thanks Scooter. We've known for 20 odd years that this was coming so we ensured we lived life to the max whilst her health was still good. We both still work (both 100% WFH) a few days each, so we spend a lot of time together (whether she likes it or not! )

She's a brave fooker, stares down her illness and mortality and gives it 2 fingers every day.

[GhostofTarbera]

Corona may bring IPSE finally down if every one is going to claim their £2000 for being off sick

Ipse don’t pay, ipse insurance company pays


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[minestrone]

I'll find out in 3 days.

I would be very surprised if it was though.

[Zigenare]

I thought that Zigenare mentioned he thought a colleague had it, therefore he had been exposed?

EDIT: found it.


[cue W coming along and saying "good" then saying it's satire]

We've a number of people who've been asked to "Work From Home" but no confirmed cases yet. It hasn't stopped one of our Russian customers sending their team over - As whorty says - you've got to die of something. I don't appear to be in a high risk of dying group so if I do contract it then I'll deal with it accordingly.

[Zigenare]

Thanks Scooter. We've known for 20 odd years that this was coming so we ensured we lived life to the max whilst her health was still good. We both still work (both 100% WFH) a few days each, so we spend a lot of time together (whether she likes it or not! )

She's a brave fooker, stares down her illness and mortality and gives it 2 fingers every day.

She's probably used to adversity, she's got to live with you.

On a serious note, good luck to the pair of you in dealing with the future.

[Whorty]

She's probably used to adversity, she's got to live with you.

On a serious note, good luck to the pair of you in dealing with the future.

Yep, living with me, her illness is the least of her problems

[SimonMac]

Corona may bring IPSE finally down if every one is going to claim their £2000 for being off sick

Nah, IPSE (or their partners) wont have to pay out, IIRC you can only claim after three weeks, the quarantine period for COVID-19 is 14 days.