Whinney dog haters

[BrilloPad]

My dog barked once at 11am on a Wednesday - the feckless one next door started moaning as it was too early - they only get up before noon on a signing on day.

Now he is giving us grief - and the rest of the neighbours too.

Does anyone know any mafia they could send round to help deal with this sort of skank?

[ladymuck]

I thought it was horses that whinney

[Moose423956]

My neighbour (some sort of clerk in the IT industry) has a dog that sounds like a horse. When I looked over the fence I could see it was a Dartmoor pony. He'd been sold it by some pikeys as a new breed of guard dog. The rose bushes are looking good though.

[ascender]

Smear some dog $hit on their door handles. That should shut 'em up.

[BrilloPad]

Smear some dog $hit on their door handles. That should shut 'em up.

I tried getting the dog to do a dump on their doorstep. Covered it in lighter fluid. Set fire to it. Rang doorbell. Ran off. Watched him stamp on dump. Awesome!

[LondonManc]

I tried getting the dog to do a dump on their doorstep. Covered it in lighter fluid. Set fire to it. Rang doorbell. Ran off. Watched him stamp on dump. Awesome!

Put it in an envelope, light it and post it. Same effect but they need a new carpet.

[Mordac]

Put it in an envelope, light it and post it. Same effect but they need a new carpet.

I'm sure there's a flaw somewhere, but I'm not seeing it...

[stevem]

I thought it was horses that whinney

Neigh

[LondonManc]

I'm sure there's a flaw somewhere, but I'm not seeing it...

That's because the dog poo is all over the flaw....

[Paddy]

My dog barked once at 11am on a Wednesday - the feckless one next door started moaning as it was too early - they only get up before noon on a signing on day.

Now he is giving us grief - and the rest of the neighbours too.

Does anyone know any mafia they could send round to help deal with this sort of skank?

The council could give the whole street ASBOs

Thousands given Asbos for feeding birds and dogs barking | Daily Mail Online