Whinney dog haters

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Paddy replied

2 March 2020, 14:46
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

My dog barked once at 11am on a Wednesday - the feckless one next door started moaning as it was too early - they only get up before noon on a signing on day.

Now he is giving us grief - and the rest of the neighbours too.

Does anyone know any mafia they could send round to help deal with this sort of skank?

The council could give the whole street ASBOs

Thousands given Asbos for feeding birds and dogs barking | Daily Mail Online
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LondonManc replied

2 March 2020, 14:27
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I'm sure there's a flaw somewhere, but I'm not seeing it...

That's because the dog poo is all over the flaw....
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stevem replied

2 March 2020, 13:21
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

I thought it was horses that whinney

Neigh
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Mordac replied

2 March 2020, 13:04
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Put it in an envelope, light it and post it. Same effect but they need a new carpet.

I'm sure there's a flaw somewhere, but I'm not seeing it...
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LondonManc replied

2 March 2020, 12:56
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I tried getting the dog to do a dump on their doorstep. Covered it in lighter fluid. Set fire to it. Rang doorbell. Ran off. Watched him stamp on dump. Awesome!

Put it in an envelope, light it and post it. Same effect but they need a new carpet.
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BrilloPad replied

2 March 2020, 11:53
Originally posted by ascender View Post

Smear some dog $hit on their door handles. That should shut 'em up.

I tried getting the dog to do a dump on their doorstep. Covered it in lighter fluid. Set fire to it. Rang doorbell. Ran off. Watched him stamp on dump. Awesome!
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ascender replied

2 March 2020, 11:48
Smear some dog $hit on their door handles. That should shut 'em up.
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Moose423956 replied

2 March 2020, 11:41
My neighbour (some sort of clerk in the IT industry) has a dog that sounds like a horse. When I looked over the fence I could see it was a Dartmoor pony. He'd been sold it by some pikeys as a new breed of guard dog. The rose bushes are looking good though.
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ladymuck replied

2 March 2020, 10:27
I thought it was horses that whinney
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BrilloPad started a topic Whinney dog haters

2 March 2020, 10:06
Whinney dog haters

My dog barked once at 11am on a Wednesday - the feckless one next door started moaning as it was too early - they only get up before noon on a signing on day.

Now he is giving us grief - and the rest of the neighbours too.

Does anyone know any mafia they could send round to help deal with this sort of skank?
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