Advice needed from Sally Anne...

[SallyAnne]

Oh no - I should never have gone out tonight!!!

OK...
1) Why are you bothered that she didn't text you back?!!!! that means feck all?!! She might have left her phone at home...she might have had no battery...she might have just not wanted to text you back!!! So what?!!!! DO NOT under any circumstance ring her tonight!!!!! You'll look like an unstable loon!!!!!

2) If you ARE this unstable, you should NOT be going on dates with women at all! What's really wrong mate? Hung up on the ex? Was there more to that story than you told us? You cant feel inferior to Jesus surely? Or did she leave you for someone else? (You always sounded a bit too annoyed by that for it to have been your decision)

3) So what if this lass is a bitch and is just ignoring you anyway? Is that worth you talking about killing yourself and stuff?!!!! Would you expect the fat lass the other night (who you didn't call back) to talk about killing herself? Sometimes things just dont work out! Fricken hell, if they ALWAYS worked out we'd all be with the first person who ever liked us!

4) Churchill - dont think I didn't see your comments I will have you one day

5) Mate - again if you are that unstable at the moment, then stop the dating and address the issues. Another CUK night out could be arranged to get you back on the right track. If you were just over reacting, then just get back on the band wagon lad - nothing ventured, nothing gained and all that.

6) Most of all, loads of kisses x x x x x x x

[kramer]

i think sa wants to mother you duder...

[n5gooner]

i think sa wants to mother you duder...

[el duder]

Ok, update from yesterday. She txt me back late yesterday around 6pm.

We talked on the phone in the evenign and are still going out on Sunday.

Whats the matter with me? Is this normal to feel so emotionally up and down over this girl?

I feel like a girl? Whats happened to me? Is this what happens to men when they reach 30? I dont understand it?!?

Maybe i really like this girl? How do i know?

Sally? Sally! SALLLLLYYY!!!!!!

[To BI or not to BI?]

Ok, update from yesterday. She txt me back late yesterday around 6pm.

We talked on the phone in the evenign and are still going out on Sunday.

Whats the matter with me? Is this normal to feel so emotionally up and down over this girl?

I feel like a girl? Whats happened to me? Is this what happens to men when they reach 30? I dont understand it?!?

Maybe i really like this girl? How do i know?

Sally? Sally! SALLLLLYYY!!!!!!

There you go. Congratulations and now just make sure you don't screw up the Sunday date.

And remember to post a full report on Monday!

[Troll]

Ok, update from yesterday. She txt me back late yesterday around 6pm.

We talked on the phone in the evenign and are still going out on Sunday.

Whats the matter with me? Is this normal to feel so emotionally up and down over this girl?

I feel like a girl? Whats happened to me? Is this what happens to men when they reach 30? I dont understand it?!?

Maybe i really like this girl? How do i know?

Sally? Sally! SALLLLLYYY!!!!!!

What I can't work out is why Sunday evening?
Is she keeping you as a reserve -i.e. in case her Saturday night date dissapoints?

[el duder]

What I can't work out is why Sunday evening?
Is she keeping you as a reserve -i.e. in case her Saturday night date dissapoints?

I dont know why Sunday? Its actually an afternoon date. I asked her out and she then decided on the day. Apparently she is going out to a club with friends on Saturday and wanted an excuse to not get completely wasted by arranging to meet me on Sunday afternoon?

Do you think i should i defo go for a first kiss if all goes well?

[To BI or not to BI?]

I dont know why Sunday? Its actually an afternoon date. I asked her out and she then decided on the day. Apparently she is going out to a club with friends on Saturday and wanted an excuse to not get completely wasted by arranging to meet me on Sunday afternoon?

Do you think i should i defo go for a first kiss if all goes well?

Sh*g her. You know she wants it

[The Lone Gunman]

Duder: Stop pre-empting the issue. All these what ifs and I wonders are doing you no good. Look at the state you got into yesterday just because you managed to get from why has she not answered to she hates me to nobody likes me I should kill myself.

Learn to go with the flow. Plan for the best, but if it doesnt happen then hey it didnt happen. There is always the next time/girl/boy/whatever.

[Troll]

I dont know why Sunday? Its actually an afternoon date. I asked her out and she then decided on the day. Apparently she is going out to a club with friends on Saturday and wanted an excuse to not get completely wasted by arranging to meet me on Sunday afternoon?

Do you think i should i defo go for a first kiss if all goes well?

It's not looking too good - most single women would dump their mates at the chance of a hot date - so it sounds like she does like you, but not enough to consider giving up the option of pulling with her mates on a Saturday Night.

If you can get a bonk on Sunday night grab it 'cos it may be your last