Coronavirus in UK

[BrilloPad]

No need for real panic unless you're a gammon or you bum squirrels.

Suppose I do both?

Just asking for a friend...

[LondonManc]

No need for real panic unless you're a gammon or you bum squirrels.

Or work at Chevron's office on Canary Wharf....

[BrilloPad]

Or work at Chevron's office on Canary Wharf....

All they do there is bum squirrels....

[LondonManc]

All they do there is bum squirrels....

And cough and splutter....

[Ardesco]

COVID19 IS A TORY PLOY!!

They are trying to kill all the almost pension age women off before they are old enough to claim it, it'll save millions!!!

(They'll keep pushing the claim date back another 5 years until it gets them all!)

[Hobosapien]

The problem is likely to be the large number of people who need intensive care beds. The deaths are easy to manage.

Meh, quitters.

I have no intention of going to hospital unless they're wheeling me directly to the mortuary. I'll take my chances at home with the meths. 99% alcohol blood level should keep the virus on its toes.

Only risk to my plan is avoiding a serious illness or heart attack forcing me into hospital before I'm dead.

[LondonManc]

COVID19 IS A TORY PLOY!!

They are trying to kill all the almost pension age women off before they are old enough to claim it, it'll save millions!!!

(They'll keep pushing the claim date back another 5 years until it gets them all!)

But they'd be killing off all those people who voted for them?

[Zigenare]

Or work at Chevron's office on Canary Wharf....

Or our office at "Bolton sur les Collines", apparently a couple of our engineers recently back from China and Italy were sent home yesterday after exhibiting flu-like symptoms.

The ironic thing is they'd been back in the office for a week!

So, if they've got it, I've got it, and if I've got it, the poor sods that I'm currently working with in Worcester have got it too!

[NotAllThere]

COVID19 IS A TORY PLOY!!

They are trying to kill all the almost pension age women off before they are old enough to claim it, it'll save millions!!!

(They'll keep pushing the claim date back another 5 years until it gets them all!)

Unfortunately for that otherwise watertight conspiracy theory, women are less likely to die of it than men.

[Hobosapien]

No need for real panic unless you're a gammon or you bum squirrels.

The virus is the new brexit.

An excuse for all the debt riddled companies to blame their poor performances on, and for those looking for something to blame for anything coz they just like whingeing and moaning.

LFC fans tulipting themselves that games will be cancelled, just when winning the premier league is nailed on.

Got a month's supply of pot noodles and kleenex (for the sniffles ). Not prepped, I always have that supply to hand. Self-quarantine is no big deal as long as the internet stays on.