Two hard drive failures, one in my webserver. Can't get the new PC I ordered to replace it because the roads are unpassable because of snow. No food in the house either and can't get to the shops. Called Tesco but not delivering because of snow. Power cut imminent as the other half of the village is now out.
-
Sounds like it's time to start eating the other villagers.I'm Spartacus. -
And it gets better. Some muppet just skidded into my driveway and hit one of the gateposts and are now stuck. I'll not be offering a cup of tea, the feckers can freeze out there.Comment
-
No, invite them in for a cup of tea and eat them. With Tesco not delivering your very survival is at stake.Originally posted by ClipheadI'm Spartacus.Comment
-
Now there's a tractor trying to pull them out and it's stuck too. I am getting rather hungry...Comment
-
At least you can watch Good Morning.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
Comment
-
No!!! They have food articles. I'm going to have to get creative with the stock cubes.Originally posted by Mr CrosbyComment
-
Boil up some snow to make a hearty broth.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
Comment
-
Don't forget to chop in the stranded traveller.Originally posted by Mr Crosby
Is your village like that one in Torchwood where they were all eating each other?I'm Spartacus.Comment
-
Do you have your own Genny for when the power fails?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
Comment