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Have you ever pooed in the shower at work?
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Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View PostI did. Of course it's going to block the drain. I was meaning more how you facilitate getting it down there. Who'd want to put their bare foot on a sh1t?
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nah, you squish it between your toes and massage it into the drain.
get the whole sensory experience man.
you know you love it.
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postnah, you squish it between your toes and massage it into the drain.
get the whole sensory experience man.
you know you love it.
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Originally posted by BR14 View Post
oh, and it's 'BOAK'If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcasticallyComment
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Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View PostQuestion is, what would you do with it after you've pooped? Poke it down the drain with your foot? Rank.See You Next TuesdayComment
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Originally posted by Lance View PostPotato masher does the trick.
Towel
Shampoo
Shower Gel
Razor
Shave Gel
Potato Masher
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Found Pooh in the shower
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