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Is Tony Blair running the England cricket team?

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    #1

    Is Tony Blair running the England cricket team?

    England captain Vaughan is injured again, so they need a stand-in skipper

    Flintoff's captaincy has been disastrous, Strauss's captaincy last summer was good. Flintoff plays miles better when not captain, Strauss plays miles better when he IS captain. So naturally they pick ... Flintoff!

    FFS They are feckin mad!

    I just needed to get that off my chest.
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    Would it break the rules to have Prescott batting? I mean there is no way they could get to the stumps past all his fat. Mind you he couldn't run either!
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      Then we could have Gordo doing the scoring.

      The way he plays with figures - we'd always win!
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        Originally posted by Bear
        Then we could have Gordo doing the scoring.
        That way it would be "fair"!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          It might be an idea getting prescott in there simply because we are paying a shed load simply to have the fat waste of space hanging around doing nothing - except when Tone flies off on yet another freebie with his family.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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