What subjects should be taboo in the office?

[jamesbrown]

What a bunch of

Open cream pot.

Open jam pot.

Pick pieces off scone and cross-contaminate as needed.

[ladymuck]

What a bunch of

Open cream pot.

Open jam pot.

Pick pieces off scone and cross-contaminate as needed.

You dirty heathen!

[ravenshaw]

No Jam or cream.

Agreed!

[Zigenare]

Because I like to make sure I upset everyone equally, my method is:

Break scone in half.

On one exposed inner surface spread jam then clotted cream.

On the other exposed inner surface spread clotted cream then jam.

Scoff.

Repeat until bored / full / feeling sick.

You're such a tease!

[Halo Jones]

Some people butter the scone before any cream / jam.

[wattaj]

Made cherry scones with wattaj jnr over the week-end. Can't decide which jam would be appropriate for my elevenses .

[Zigenare]

Made cherry scones with wattaj jnr over the week-end. Can't decide which jam would be appropriate for my elevenses .

Brown!

[wattaj]

Brown!

Rhubarb then. I can't say that it's my taste TBH. I might go with the traditional strawberry.

[ladymuck]

Some people butter the scone before any cream / jam.

Nooo... Surely not!

[Zigenare]

Some people butter the scone before any cream / jam.

Nooo... Surely not!

Only 48%, not the majority.