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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Thompson Twins - No Peace for the Wicked
There's a scandal in the city, lots of rumours flying round
I gave them all your money, and it's nearly destroyed the pound
Sometimes I think they're madder than hatters having tea
Setting up the situation to destroy the economy
(chorus)
(There's no peace) No peace for the wicked
We're working till we drop
(There's no rest) No rest for the wicked
And we're all too scared to stop
Oh can't you see the trouble?
It causes me much pain
Cause I don't understand economics
Why should I stand out in the rain?
Sometimes I think they're madder than hatters having tea
Setting up the situation to destroy the economy
If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...Gordon Brown ...( cue music )Comment
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A very high pitched noise eminating from the hard drive of a colleague's laptop.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postone day like this - elbow
rather uplifting eh what?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Brand New - "The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me"Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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