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    Guns n Roses - Paradise City

    Bit of a rock kind of thang atm
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      Heroes - David Bowie
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        Paolo Nutini - Pencil Full of Lead

        Cos it's stuck in my head after hearing it on the radio this morning. At least it's a good tune
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Muse - "HAARP" [spotify]

          Just getting in the mood for the gig at the NIA tonight
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            A bit of seether and now rage against the machine

            fec you I'm not doing my homework!!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              Musica Musica by Ornella Vanoni

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgRCmzjHDhs

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                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                A bit of seether and now rage against the machine

                fec you I'm not doing my homework!!
                Christ that rage against the machine CD has not aged well at all!
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  Steel Panther.........brilliant!

                  fat Girl (Thar She Blows)

                  I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar.
                  I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car.
                  She said her name was debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craigs.
                  She had boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs.

                  I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
                  'cause you're lookin' at me, like I'm a side of fries.
                  I wanna take your chubby ass, back to my place
                  Squirt my baby gravy, all over your face, yeahh.

                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!
                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!
                  Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
                  Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!

                  I wanna prove to you, that my feelings are for real,
                  So I'm gonna buy you, a million happy meals.
                  I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me
                  I wanna sink my summer sausage, into that double-chin yeahh!

                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!
                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!
                  Fat girl, is ridin' my jock again
                  Fat girl, is snackin on my cock, again!
                  Ouch, don't bite!

                  [Guitar Solo:]

                  My friends keep telling me, I must be going blind
                  You've got cottage cheese, all over your behind yeahh,
                  Even though some people point and laugh at us,
                  You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a buusss!!

                  Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
                  Fat girl, where does your neck begin?
                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!
                  Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
                  Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun!
                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!
                  Woahohh, woahohh
                  Thar she blows!
                  You're my fat fat girl, oh
                  You know I really love you!
                  'cause you're my fat fat girl, oh

                  Come here baby where you goin'?
                  Haha, you're a cow!
                  Come here baby
                  Hey!
                  I love you!
                  I can't live without you!
                  Can't live without you!
                  Come here!
                  Hey! *whistle*
                  Come here!

                  [*Various Animal Noises:]

                  It's like a jungle in my appartment dude!
                  All these hot bitches,
                  And that one fat girl ...
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Muse - "HAARP" [spotify]

                    Just getting in the mood for the gig at the NIA tonight
                    And awesome they were too
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      This - turn your speakers up to max!
                      The vegetarian option.

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