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I reckon his pay rise wouldn't even pay for my lunches for a month. I'm going out far too much for lunches these days. Tapas, Thai, Indian ..... at that was today. -
He'll get a nasty shock when he finds out how much childcare is.... Probably blow his wifes wage on itOriginally posted by TheRightStuffI'm sitting next to a permie who is speaking to an advisor about remortgaging for a 30 year period. If they ask me who I have my mortgage with should I tell them the truth (Mortgage free club) or tell them I'm with Abbey.
My client (permie team boss
) has got roughly the same house as I do and is the same age but he's saying he's wife needs to come back to work ASAP (maternity) as they are mortgaged to the hill. OUCH.
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The great rock 'n' roll swindle.
Nothing like "Anarchy in the UK" on a Sunday morning sounds as sweet.
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gave away an original Never mind the Bollocks LP when I went CD... now £75 on ebayOriginally posted by BuffoonThe great rock 'n' roll swindle.
Nothing like "Anarchy in the UK" on a Sunday morning sounds as sweet.

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I once saw 'Love will tear us appart' by Joy division on 7" single for £600 and that was about 15 years ago, so check your loft!Originally posted by Trollgave away an original Never mind the Bollocks LP when I went CD... now £75 on ebay
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Yeah cleared out all my Joy Division, Velvet Underground, Led Zepplin vinyl collection... if onlyOriginally posted by gingerjediI once saw 'Love will tear us appart' by Joy division on 7" single for £600 and that was about 15 years ago, so check your loft!
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