He wants to **** you.
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I'm not sure my arms are long enough.Originally posted by SandyDownAaaaaaah I think Churchil loves SA...
SA, Churchil does this to people he really likes... soo
Churchil really loooooves you ... he wants to kissssssss you ..he wants to hugggg youComment
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Are you sure its your arms you talking about???Originally posted by ChurchillI'm not sure my arms are long enough.Comment
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Now, now, there's no need for smut!Originally posted by SandyDownAre you sure its your arms you talking about???
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Depends on what you're thinking....Originally posted by wendigo100Is that what I think it is?Call the cops
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I've forgotten.Originally posted by freakydancerDepends on what you're thinking....
Oh yes, Brad Pitt's blubber bomb.Comment
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The rivers of fat are being liquidised and used as an addative in biodiesel.
Another Mars Bar anybody?Comment
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We need to get back to the issues girls. I have no objection to fat girls per se or per sil even. It's those porkers who stuff down great gobs of food and then suck it all out again in the form of fat. It is disgusting and dishonest.Comment
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Now I am going to be sick!Originally posted by zeitghostI suspect he really wants to hump her leg...
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