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Churchill replied

16 January 2007, 14:41
Originally posted by zeitghost

I suspect he really wants to hump her leg...

Now I am going to be sick!
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TheOmegaMan replied

16 January 2007, 14:40
We need to get back to the issues girls. I have no objection to fat girls per se or per sil even. It's those porkers who stuff down great gobs of food and then suck it all out again in the form of fat. It is disgusting and dishonest.
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datestamp replied

16 January 2007, 14:29
The rivers of fat are being liquidised and used as an addative in biodiesel.

Another Mars Bar anybody?
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wendigo100 replied

16 January 2007, 13:04
Originally posted by freakydancer

Depends on what you're thinking....

I've forgotten.

Oh yes, Brad Pitt's blubber bomb.
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freakydancer replied

16 January 2007, 12:15
Originally posted by wendigo100

Is that what I think it is?

Depends on what you're thinking....
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Churchill replied

16 January 2007, 12:04
Originally posted by SandyDown

Are you sure its your arms you talking about???

Now, now, there's no need for smut!
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SandyDown replied

16 January 2007, 11:52
Originally posted by Churchill

I'm not sure my arms are long enough.

Are you sure its your arms you talking about???
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Churchill replied

16 January 2007, 11:48
Originally posted by SandyDown

Aaaaaaah I think Churchil loves SA...

SA, Churchil does this to people he really likes... soo

Churchil really loooooves you ... he wants to kissssssss you ..he wants to hugggg you

I'm not sure my arms are long enough.
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DimPrawn replied

16 January 2007, 11:47
He wants to **** you.
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SandyDown replied

16 January 2007, 11:47
Aaaaaaah I think Churchil loves SA...

SA, Churchil does this to people he really likes... soo

Churchil really loooooves you ... he wants to kissssssss you ..he wants to hugggg you
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Churchill replied

16 January 2007, 11:31
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Do you know what I like about you Churchill?

Nothing.

Next...

You're so predictable.
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SallyAnne replied

16 January 2007, 10:15
Originally posted by Churchill

Sorry, my mistake, I thought this was another SallyAnne appreciation thread and I thought I'd join in.

Churchill - In "moving along, nothing to see" mode!

Do you know what I like about you Churchill?

Nothing.

Next...
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Churchill replied

16 January 2007, 07:55
Sorry, my mistake, I thought this was another SallyAnne appreciation thread and I thought I'd join in.

Churchill - In "moving along, nothing to see" mode!
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wendigo100 replied

16 January 2007, 07:51
Originally posted by freakydancer

I'm using it as part of Project Mayhem.

Is that what I think it is?
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Troll replied

15 January 2007, 17:06
Originally posted by sasguru

That explains why they're getting extremely large and mutant

I thought that was the turtles
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