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Pah - this reminds me of when I got the email about Game of Thrones and saw I was an absolute shoe in to be in Battle of the Bastards ... until I realised the closing date was the day before.Comment
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We don't want to know about your fetishes - weirdo!Originally posted by Zigenare View PostI had you pegged as Smeagol's fish.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Nah, that's cleared up now.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDon't peg Whorty. You would pick up the nasty rash old smeg gave him.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Well, if they're looking for Trolls, you're a dead cert.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostI had you pegged as Smeagol's fish.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I see you've already been castOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell, if they're looking for Trolls, you're a dead cert.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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