Guy Gibson's Dog !!!!!!!!!!!!

[wendigo100]

Do they ban people for being Giant Alien Lizards?

Don't you mean do they ban Giant Alien Lizards for being Giant Alien Lizards?

Anyway, I'm sure they do. They have designs on taking over the world too.

[expat]

methinks we are heading for deletion and/or a ban

Oh really? Does one get banned for saying "honky"?

[administrator]

No, one gets banned for being an ignoramus. The word removed is not acceptable and is therefore in the filter. We all know there are ways of getting around this and if you insist on typing it we will insist on banning you.

[mcquiggd]

No, one gets banned for being an ignoramus.

Where I work, they get promoted

Talking of dogs what about this poor hound:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm

And with a somewhat tenuous link, closer to home, this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4312366.stm

"Although some members of the public are said to have been "frightened" by the snakes, Dartington Hall said it was better than trapping or shooting them. "

Now, bearing in the current despots esconced in Downing Street, one could read that and actually believe that a local council was normally trapping and shooting members of the public. After all, it's only a matter of time until they are given powers to do so 'in the fight against terror'.


"You can trap them, shoot them or scare them," said Mr Biggs.

"But the snakes are effective and the nut loss has been significantly reduced."



Blimey!!!

[Churchill]

Where I work, they get promoted

Talking of dogs what about this poor hound:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm

The vicious little black bastards!

Vicious - They ganged up on mass and killed a dog.
little - they're squirrels!
Black - they're black squirrels!
Bastards - killing a dog is a bastards trick!

Churchill - In "Just thought I'd better include the explanation for the PC brigade." mode!

[Back In Business]

"You can trap them, shoot them or scare them," said Mr Biggs.

"But the snakes are effective and the nut loss has been significantly reduced."

Blimey!!!

I was trying to figure out this story from your quotes before actually reading it. I thought they had replaced the asylum security guards with snakes. Better than trapping or shooting them but scaring nutters is just as wrong.

[wendigo100]

Carnivorous squirrels.... I see Plan C is coming to fruition...

Today black carnivorous squirrels, tomorrow the world.

It's taking you a lot of time, this world dominance thing. If you leave it too long, humans will be extinct!

Or is that Plan D?