Reply to: Guy Gibson's Dog !!!!!!!!!!!!

[wendigo100]

Carnivorous squirrels.... I see Plan C is coming to fruition...

Today black carnivorous squirrels, tomorrow the world.

It's taking you a lot of time, this world dominance thing. If you leave it too long, humans will be extinct!

Or is that Plan D?

[Back In Business]

"You can trap them, shoot them or scare them," said Mr Biggs.

"But the snakes are effective and the nut loss has been significantly reduced."

Blimey!!!

I was trying to figure out this story from your quotes before actually reading it. I thought they had replaced the asylum security guards with snakes. Better than trapping or shooting them but scaring nutters is just as wrong.

[Churchill]

Where I work, they get promoted

Talking of dogs what about this poor hound:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm

The vicious little black bastards!

Vicious - They ganged up on mass and killed a dog.
little - they're squirrels!
Black - they're black squirrels!
Bastards - killing a dog is a bastards trick!

Churchill - In "Just thought I'd better include the explanation for the PC brigade." mode!

[mcquiggd]

No, one gets banned for being an ignoramus.

Where I work, they get promoted

Talking of dogs what about this poor hound:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm

And with a somewhat tenuous link, closer to home, this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4312366.stm

"Although some members of the public are said to have been "frightened" by the snakes, Dartington Hall said it was better than trapping or shooting them. "

Now, bearing in the current despots esconced in Downing Street, one could read that and actually believe that a local council was normally trapping and shooting members of the public. After all, it's only a matter of time until they are given powers to do so 'in the fight against terror'.


"You can trap them, shoot them or scare them," said Mr Biggs.

"But the snakes are effective and the nut loss has been significantly reduced."



Blimey!!!

[administrator]

No, one gets banned for being an ignoramus. The word removed is not acceptable and is therefore in the filter. We all know there are ways of getting around this and if you insist on typing it we will insist on banning you.

[expat]

methinks we are heading for deletion and/or a ban

Oh really? Does one get banned for saying "honky"?

[wendigo100]

Do they ban people for being Giant Alien Lizards?

Don't you mean do they ban Giant Alien Lizards for being Giant Alien Lizards?

Anyway, I'm sure they do. They have designs on taking over the world too.

[wendigo100]

methinks we are heading for deletion and/or a ban

I remember the PCG banning someone for pretending to be a moderator. They were in one of their pious periods at the time.

[Troll]

You aren't allowed to say ****** on here, unless you are an administrator.

methinks we are heading for deletion and/or a ban

[wendigo100]

Infant Minister for Overseas Development


Amazing - this quote auto-censored itself...

You aren't allowed to say ****** on here, unless you are an administrator.

[Troll]

I don't remember that.

Are we allowed to say nig-nog?

Infant Minister for Overseas Development

Mrs ******-Baiter: Oh, yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

Mrs Shazam: D'you think so, Mrs ******-Baiter?

Mrs ******-Baiter: Oh yes, spitting image.

(The door opens. The son comes in.)

Son: Good afternoon, mother. Good afternoon, Mrs ******-Baiter.

Mrs ******-Baiter: Ooh, he's walking already!

Mrs Shazam: Yes, he's such a clever little boy, aren't you? Coochy coochy coo . . .

Mrs ******-Baiter: Hello, coochy coo...

Mrs Shazam: Hello, hello... (they chuck him under the chin)

Mrs ******-Baiter: Oochy coochy. (the son smiles a little tight smile) Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh? Does he talk Does he talk, eh?

Son: Of course I talk, I'm Minister for Overseas Development.

Amazing - this quote auto-censored itself...

[wendigo100]

I see that we are.

So, call your dogs Nig-Nog.

[wendigo100]

and the Monty Python sketch Mrs nigger-baiter

I don't remember that.

Are we allowed to say nig-nog?

[Troll]

see: Golly for more examples
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golly

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6257433.stm - good timing

[Troll]

and the Monty Python sketch Mrs ******-baiter