The Ignore List

[Francko]

well he does google - saves me the effort!

maybe I should give him a city interview? I suppose he might google the answers anyway.

1. what is the difference between a future and a forward?
2. what is an option?
3. a trader wants to know the best free porn sites - what web address would you give him?
4. a trader is rude to you. how would you get revenge?

3 out of 4 is not bad. I deserve a job in finance too. I surrender on number 4. How would you get revenge with a trader?

[Churchill]

3 out of 4 is not bad. I deserve a job in finance too. I surrender on number 4. How would you get revenge with a trader?

Leave a horses head in his bed.

[Churchill]

Works for me.

Every time.

You can also make a tasty snack from the rest of the horse. Shergar butty, anyone?

[Churchill]

Yes.

But it's best to throw away the nasty bits with the hydatid worms in...


HTH.

Fussy bugger!

[Buffoon]

How would you get revenge with a trader?

Easy. I used to put any work for them further down my list of things to do. It's more effective when used by the tech support guys to get revenge though.

[BrilloPad]

3 out of 4 is not bad. I deserve a job in finance too. I surrender on number 4. How would you get revenge with a trader?

At interview you have to say ignore it. Although I once heard of someone asked what they would do if they had food thrown over them! They said present a dry cleaning bill - good answer.

If you can do saomething personal, then great. e.g. a trader was rude to a friend of mine. The trader sucked his pencil. So the friend took it to the toilets and urinated on it!! After a week he told the other traders.

However my favourite general one is setting up my fax machine to send to a traders line. With auto redial. Stops them earning money. Only thing they understand.