Monday Links from the Bench vol. DXIII

[BrilloPad]

And I wonder why I don't get invited to so many parties these days...

And your invite to the Manchester social is cancelled.

I think it's a never ending cycle of bang - expansion - contraction - bang - expansion - contraction. Every now and then it's all turned off and then back on again.

We don't have evidence for the contraction part yet as we're still in the expansion phase.

That's why some people think they've had former lives, and is the reason for people believing in reincarnation and stuff.

I look forward to living my life backwards.....

[Mordac]

And your invite to the Manchester social is cancelled.

And there was me grappling with the several million reasons not to go to Manchester...

[Mordac]

Most of which revolve around the fact that we almost always lose in Manchester...

[ladymuck]

And there was me grappling with the several million reasons not to go to Manchester...

I think it's favouritism. Where's my cancellation?

[BrilloPad]

I think it's favouritism. Where's my cancellation?

It was about to be issued. But then you agreed to lend NAT your spare Christmas Jumper.

Plus we want to meet HWMBO.....

[ladymuck]

It was about to be issued. But then you agreed to lend NAT your spare Christmas Jumper.

Plus we want to meet HWMBO.....

An offer is not an agreement

[BrilloPad]

An offer is not an agreement

Thats what ex-mrs-bp said.....

[Zigenare]

I think it's favouritism. Where's my cancellation?

Does that mean I'm not going to get a lap dance?

[ladymuck]

Does that mean I'm not going to get a lap dance?

If you're very (un)lucky you may get one, but it won't be from me

[BrilloPad]

If you're very (un)lucky you may get one, but it won't be from me

Why else was admin invited?