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Who is the fattest person on the board?

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    #21
    Originally posted by sasguru

    6'1" and 172 honed pounds for me ....

    Cripes, didn't realise they could stack meringue that high!
    Do you have to run around in the shower to get wet?
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #22
      Originally posted by freakydancer
      C'mon, let's be 'aving you, lard-arses!!!
      thats easy, have you not seen that fat git Threaded?

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        #23
        Originally posted by shaunbhoy
        Do you have to run around in the shower to get wet?
        You mean as opposed to just rolling around in a foot bath, which suffices for your needs?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          6' 5" and 23 stone. Do not meet me in a dark alley....
          Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Flubster
            6' 5" and 23 stone. Do not meet me in a dark alley....
            Churchil trumps that
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #26
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              Churchil trumps that
              Churchil just trumps a lot...
              Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                #27
                well it ain't me for sure - 6'2 and loitering around the 10.5 stone mark. I believe 'lanky streak of p*ss' is the favoured description. Not only did i not eat any of the pies, i also ran screaming from the pie shop......


                ..........Well someone's got to balance things out!
                Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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                  #28
                  think I'll stay out of this thread.....la la la....
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #29
                    Am I qualified to enter this one being such a newbie?

                    I'm not the heaviest but at only 5'1 tall I carry just over 15 stone about with me on a daily basis........ hence the username, cos I am something of a big bird, widthways at any rate!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Sputnik
                      well it ain't me for sure - 6'2 and loitering around the 10.5 stone mark. I believe 'lanky streak of p*ss' is the favoured description. Not only did i not eat any of the pies, i also ran screaming from the pie shop......


                      ..........Well someone's got to balance things out!
                      Jesus, you could have been an extra in Schindler's list
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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