Originally posted by Spartacus
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A bit of S&M female domination with Lucy sounds very appealing ...Hard Brexit now!
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I thought you were wearing a rubber suit anyway?Originally posted by zeitghostDo I have to supply my own gimp suit or is it all part of the service?I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostNope.
That's my Giant Alien Lizardy skin.
Do you shed it?I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Why would he put it in the shed? He lives in it!Originally posted by Spartacus
Do you shed it?Carpe Pactum
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Unless he lives in the shedOriginally posted by To BI or not to BI?Why would he put it in the shed? He lives in it!
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Stop talking about ZGs skin
Let's get back to fantasies about Lucy's cellar. Do you reckon she looks lithe and supple in her leather catsuit?Hard Brexit now!
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Does anyone else remember the chap in the C4 programme who lived in a dog suit?
(This was about 15 years ago).
He was in a dom/sub relationship & his wife had made him a dog suit, which he wore.
And lived outside the backdoor of his house in his kennel.
The best bit was the two straps in the dog suit that connected his ankles to his testicles...
Truly truly weird.
They don't seem to make progs like that any more.
Sorry.
Correction.
5 make programmes like that now... the one on anal tightening being a real treat.
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If that was the best bit I'd hate to see the worst bit.Originally posted by zeitghostThe best bit was the two straps in the dog suit that connected his ankles to his testicles...
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Originally posted by wendigo100What exercise regime did you decide on in the end?
I'm doing "something" every week day.
Just been for an hours swimming this morning. Yesterday I just yomped round the streets for 45 minutes. Monday I walked down to the coast, all along he seafront and back (took my 2.5 hours!)
halo halo halo halo!The pope is a tard.Comment
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