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    #21
    Originally posted by Spartacus
    Lucy's cellar according to Ardesco.

    A bit of S&M female domination with Lucy sounds very appealing ...
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Do I have to supply my own gimp suit or is it all part of the service?
      I thought you were wearing a rubber suit anyway?
      I'm Spartacus.

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        #23
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Nope.

        That's my Giant Alien Lizardy skin.


        Do you shed it?
        I'm Spartacus.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Spartacus


          Do you shed it?
          Why would he put it in the shed? He lives in it!
          Carpe Pactum

          (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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            #25
            Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
            Why would he put it in the shed? He lives in it!
            Unless he lives in the shed
            Carpe Pactum

            (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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              #26
              Stop talking about ZGs skin

              Let's get back to fantasies about Lucy's cellar. Do you reckon she looks lithe and supple in her leather catsuit?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #27
                Didn't Wageslave used to live in someone's shed?
                I'm Spartacus.

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                  #28
                  Does anyone else remember the chap in the C4 programme who lived in a dog suit?

                  (This was about 15 years ago).

                  He was in a dom/sub relationship & his wife had made him a dog suit, which he wore.

                  And lived outside the backdoor of his house in his kennel.

                  The best bit was the two straps in the dog suit that connected his ankles to his testicles...

                  Truly truly weird.

                  They don't seem to make progs like that any more.


                  Sorry.

                  Correction.

                  5 make programmes like that now... the one on anal tightening being a real treat.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    The best bit was the two straps in the dog suit that connected his ankles to his testicles...
                    If that was the best bit I'd hate to see the worst bit.

                    I'm Spartacus.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by wendigo100
                      What exercise regime did you decide on in the end?

                      I'm doing "something" every week day.

                      Just been for an hours swimming this morning. Yesterday I just yomped round the streets for 45 minutes. Monday I walked down to the coast, all along he seafront and back (took my 2.5 hours!)

                      halo halo halo halo!
                      The pope is a tard.

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