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I'm going to start smoking

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    #31
    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    I can see right through you, born on a council estate 100% guaranteed

    I was born on a council estate and I'm not a tattoo snob. I think they're sexy as feck. mmmmm <leg rub> yowzer aoooooh aoooooh etc etc
    The pope is a tard.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      I can see right through you, born on a council estate 100% guaranteed. Your type need to pretend you aren't nouveux riche by putting down your own humble beginnings, the worst type of snob.
      Whatever makes you feel better, you poor, nerdy, middle-class drug addict. Why don't you and Francko start a whingers club?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #33
        Originally posted by sasguru
        Whatever makes you feel better, you poor, nerdy, middle-class drug addict. Why don't you and Francko start a whingers club?
        Hit the nail on the head didn't I? Born in an inner city slum!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #34
          Originally posted by Bagpuss
          Hit the nail on the head didn't I? Born in an inner city slum!
          Not really. And also my mother is not also my aunt, you inbred yokel.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #35
            Originally posted by sasguru
            Not really. And also my mother is not also my aunt, you inbred yokel.
            Not really, hmmm, that's yes then isn't it? Oh dear!
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #36
              Stop IT Stop IT.

              This thread is all about ME starting smoking
              Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                #37
                Originally posted by MrsGoof
                Stop IT Stop IT.

                This thread is all about ME starting smoking
                Oh yes sorry, we got sidetracked into talking about the dinner token kid
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #38
                  Update
                  just been down to the local comprehensive and bought a bag of .
                  sadly can't get any of those special papers any where, so went to chemist and got some patches.

                  I decided to start tonight and will put my first one on just before bed, I thought this might work in the same was as listening to educational audio books during my sleep.

                  Just a question about the , do I use it all in 1 ciggy ?
                  Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                    #39
                    I've never tried smoking.

                    I'm a leader not a follower and am a sufficiently strong character to be able to make my own decisions.

                    Smoking looks stupid.

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                      #40
                      I want to start again but have decided to wait until I'm told I'm terminally ill.

                      Will be a bugger if I just drop down dead without any warning!

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