I'm going to start smoking

[el duder]

but what is the best way?

I was thinking of gum before advancing to Patches, those plastic ciggies and then onto the real things.

just start buying 10 fags a day like me.

within a couple of days your hooked.

[SandyDown]

I would recommend smoking for these reasons:


(e) You will lose your sense of taste - therefore a trip to McDonalds is just as enticing as Claridges because food becomes little more than an inconvenience to get over with as quickly as possible before that enticing fag with your coffee.

So how come so many smokers are soooo overweight??

[TheOmegaMan]

Why not apply the mains to your testicles ? Some time later you should start smoking, whilst at the same time contributing to the evolution of our species.

[Denny]

So how come so many smokers are soooo overweight??

Simple. It's because they often try and eat to avoid smoking more than they already do (despite not being hungry) and because they have no energy to exercise.

I certainly haven't lost weight being a smoker despite not eating during the daytime.

[kramer]

i think i might start smoking again.... after 3 year break i jsut can't see the benefits out weighing the costs...

[freakydancer]

So how come so many smokers are soooo overweight??

Eh?? I've been smoking 13 years and weigh no more now than I did when I was 25, and I'm almost 30 now.

Whereas a lot of my mates have never smoked and are fat c*nts.

How come so many non-smokers are soooo overweight??

[Bagpuss]

Eh?? I've been smoking 13 years and weigh no more now than I did when I was 25, and I'm almost 30 now.

Whereas a lot of my mates have never smoked and are fat c*nts.

How come so many non-smokers are soooo overweight??

Smoking raises your metabolism, that's why so may people put on weight after quiting, not because they eat more.

[shaunbhoy]

Honestly, if you want to become a social pariah why not buy yourself a couple of pit-bulls, get some tattoos, and stop washing altogether? After a few months of that simply pour liquid slurry over your head before getting the bus to work in the mornings, then finally progress to 20-a-day?

[Bagpuss]

Honestly, if you want to become a social pariah why not buy yourself a couple of pit-bulls, get some tattoos, and stop washing altogether? After a few months of that simply pour liquid slurry over your head before getting the bus to work in the mornings, then finally progress to 20-a-day?

Have you ever smoked?

[shaunbhoy]

Have you ever smoked?

Nope. Always had too much sense.