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Nothing to do with Brex**
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Nothing to do with Brex**
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
They're still commanding a majority by one. What is that is nothing but an endorsement of the will of the people?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
And the Monster Raving Loony Party beat UKIP:
"If you've noticed the Monster Raving Loony Party is trending, here's the reason - they've just done to what's left of UKIP what they famously once did to what was left of the SDP."
It is a reference to the 1990 by-election in Bootle in which the party's candidate was beaten by Scream Lord Sutch, and was subsequently dissolved.
It includes the claims "we will send Noel Edmonds to negotiate Brexit because he understands Deal Or No Deal."
And "there will be no need for a backstop to the Brexit negotiations. We'll have Alec Stewart as wicket-keeper."“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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