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There was a bad smell here in East London, just outside the City first thing this morning.Originally posted by Chico
It was me in my daily talk with God.Drivel is my speciality -
They found the location of the bad smell. It was the hot air coming from here:Originally posted by Chico
Bad smellHard Brexit now!
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Is this Alpha course thing a bit like invasion of the bodysnatchers?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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More like the Mutant Ninja Bores.Originally posted by BagpussIs this Alpha course thing a bit like invasion of the bodysnatchers?Hard Brexit now!
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I just wonder if it's all anti muslim brainwashing. NOW YOU MUST GO OUT AND SPREAD THE WORD OR GOD WILL WATCH YOU POOThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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God talks to me through my bowel movements.Originally posted by Bagpuss.... SPREAD THE WORD OR GOD WILL WATCH YOU POODrivel is my specialityComment
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The so called ignore list - as demonstrated and promulgated by the inarticulate and insecure. Broadcast your insecurity to the whole world - why don't you?Originally posted by Cowboy Bob
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Not really - as demonstrated and promulgated by the intolerant of crap.Originally posted by ChicoThe so called ignore list - as demonstrated and promulgated by the inarticulate and insecure. Broadcast your insecurity to the whole world - why don't you?
However I like a good laugh now and then.Hard Brexit now!
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