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Good point Scoots and well made. Any more insightful comments?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostNewspapers, world's media, splattered with Tories lining up begging for a trade deal. Quite a saddening sight to see the UK in this position.Comment
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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It's best if you give him some crayons and an Excel spreadsheet. It takes a long time to colour in all those little boxes.Originally posted by woohoo View PostGood point Scoots and well made. Any more insightful comments?Comment
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Pay your bills you tight bankrupt ****er: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/tale-invoices-beto-orourke-pays-el-paso-donald/story“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Yes, but do you know which boxes to colour in? Though not. That's why I'm billing them big invoices.Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostIt's best if you give him some crayons and an Excel spreadsheet. It takes a long time to colour in all those little boxes."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Good boy, scootie. Mummy will pay you in chocolate money this month!Originally posted by scooterscot View PostYes, but do you know which boxes to colour in? Though not. That's why I'm billing them big invoices.Comment
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That's not chocolate.Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostGood boy, scootie. Mummy will pay you in chocolate money this month!Comment
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The Thistle Hotel Heathrow room service is more troubling than we have been led to believe.Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostThat’s not scootie’s mummy.Comment
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