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    Happy Star Wars Day Everyone

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      It's also my Daddy's 70th birthday today.

      I baked him two cakes, bought him a nice bottle of red wine and paid for him to have guitar lessons. He has three guitars, can't play anything!

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        #4
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        It's also my Daddy's 70th birthday today.

        I baked him two cakes
        ….with Happy Birthday on both....?

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          #5
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          It's also my Daddy's 70th birthday today.

          I baked him two cakes, bought him a nice bottle of red wine and paid for him to have guitar lessons. He has three guitars, can't play anything!
          If he can't play a note at 70, maybe you wasted those lessons. Although you probably didn't, because he'll never forget that day you gave him the chance to be Chuck Berry for a day. Hope your Dad had a great birthday, sound like he probably did.
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Who nicked Deathstar’s test network?

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              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              If he can't play a note at 70, maybe you wasted those lessons. Although you probably didn't, because he'll never forget that day you gave him the chance to be Chuck Berry for a day. Hope your Dad had a great birthday, sound like he probably did.
              He wants to learn to play a little bit, he knows he'll never be a Chuck Berry!

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                He wants to learn to play a little bit, he knows he'll never be a Chuck Berry!
                He'll be like him one day!

                Note to snowflakes, the above is known as "Gallows Humour"!
                Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Who nicked Deathstar’s test network?
                  I don't remember doing that. (Doesn't mean I didn't though).

                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    I don't remember recall doing that. (Doesn't mean I didn't though).

                    Fixed, standard Politician's gambit.
                    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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