Peru's ex-President shoots himself...

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Rumour says Paddington Bear provided the gun.

Traces of marmalade paw prints?

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lets hope its spreading, we have a few ex PMs that could follow his example.

I would have thought invading Iraq illegally and bankrupting the UK should be hanging heavily on some people' minds!

It's amazing what a few million quid a year can do to salve a trouble conscience!