Opening an IT school

[cojak]

Anyone has ever thought about this idea? Organising IT courses, exam labs and so on....

Looks like there is still good money in training.....

Make sure that you're not a Learning Direct offshoot/Government sponsored.

The money's sh!t and the clientele are chavs....

You'll need a big slab of money to make it into Business training and Spring and Parity training divisions are currently not the most stable of places to be in at the moment. New Horizons recently went t1ts up owing a lot of freelance trainers a shed load of dosh.

Money in training is to be made in niche areas.

Find yourself a Niche, m'boy and get yerself trained up in Training & Development Management. There's more to Training than just buying in the books from Microsoft and renting a room. (As many orgs are realising...)

[Dundeegeorge]

I think you're all taking the wrong tack here

If you're suffernig from depression, there's only one real answer.










Get a ******* grip for christ's sake.
The Universe has been around for (what is it? ) about 4 billion years or thereabouts. If you're lucky you'll live to about 90 years and then you'll be dead.
Forever.
If you want to waste that precious few seconds whining about how bad life is, just **** off and jump in a lake. It's miserable twats like you that bring everybody down.
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm so down, blah-de-*******-blah. Grow up and just ******* deal with it.

(DG in 'more compassionate than usual' mode)


(Note for the hard-of-thinking (although I haven't seen much from chico lately, or atw, hmnn. lover's tryst somewhere?) the above was intended to be humorous)
(Unless ED is really SAS, in which case I meant all of it) (Only joshing).

[SallyAnne]

If you're suffernig from depression, there's only one real answer.










Get a ******* grip for christ's sake.
The Universe has been around for (what is it? ) about 4 billion years or thereabouts. If you're lucky you'll live to about 90 years and then you'll be dead.
Forever.
If you want to waste that precious few seconds whining about how bad life is, just **** off and jump in a lake. It's miserable twats like you that bring everybody down.
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm so down, blah-de-*******-blah. Grow up and just ******* deal with it.

(DG in 'more compassionate than usual' mode)



(Note for the hard-of-thinking (although I haven't seen much from chico lately, or atw, hmnn. lover's tryst somewhere?) the above was intended to be humorous)
(Unless ED is really SAS, in which case I meant all of it) (Only joshing).

[Gunnery Sergeant Highway]

If you're suffernig from depression, there's only one real answer.

Get a ******* grip for christ's sake.
The Universe has been around for (what is it? ) about 4 billion years or thereabouts. If you're lucky you'll live to about 90 years and then you'll be dead.
Forever.
If you want to waste that precious few seconds whining about how bad life is, just **** off and jump in a lake. It's miserable twats like you that bring everybody down.
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm so down, blah-de-*******-blah. Grow up and just ******* deal with it.

You are my hero DG.

My only previous attempt to summarise my feelings on depression was when someone asked me if Mrs Highway might be depressed. "Depressed?", I said. "I don't know about that, ******* depressing more like."