the best a man can be

[Jog On]

Sounds like a pretty sweet life.

I'll take the alternative thanks

[Jog On]

PETA have done one as well now:

PETA on Twitter: "“Traditional” masculinity is DEAD. The secret to male sexual stamina is veggies. 😉… "

Comments are priceless!

[Old Greg]

PETA have done one as well now:

PETA on Twitter: "“Traditional” masculinity is DEAD. The secret to male sexual stamina is veggies. ?… "

Comments are priceless!

All good gammon fodder.

[Jog On]

All good gammon fodder.

Lots of pictures of meat in those comments

[original PM]

Sounds like a pretty sweet life.

Yeah but I think he is going blind!

[Jog On]

Yeah but I think he is going blind!

Here's something he can pot noodle to:

[vetran]

PETA have done one as well now:

PETA on Twitter: "“Traditional” masculinity is DEAD. The secret to male sexual stamina is veggies. ������… "

Comments are priceless!

just avoid asparagus, its poor taste.

[darmstadt]

The Gammon fightback:

[westtester]

I thought that Millennial snowflake hipsters were all growing beards these days hence negating the requirement for a razor blade?

That said, same hipsters are probably using their Gillette to manscape instead.

[Lost It]

Bigggest objection I have...

I don't like being put into a box that says "You shouldn't". The person who turns his cheek when one is slapped gets the other one slapped as well in my experience...