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Prison doesn't look so bad
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So you didn't know that all IT contractors were ex-convicts?Originally posted by Troll
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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that would explain:Originally posted by FranckoSo you didn't know that all IT contractors were ex-convicts?
At Chelmsford Prison, educational facilities include a barber's salon, IT classes and cookery lessons.
There is significant take-up of English lessons among the many foreign prisoners.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Paradoxically, johnny foreigners had been taking english lessons at school before they got settled here, while not all english people had done so. Don't be ashamed to mail me privately to be explained the difference between past perfect progressive and past perfect continous.Originally posted by Trollthat would explain:
There is significant take-up of English lessons among the many foreign prisoners.
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Not ex convicts, but deemed convicts... I can't say more as Gordon says it's going to be announced in a 'pre-budget speech'....Originally posted by FranckoSo you didn't know that all IT contractors were ex-convicts?
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