Eye of the contractor

[Francko]

Risin' up, back on the market
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to contract

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your contract for a permie job
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must contract just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the contractor, it's the cream of IT
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known agent stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the contractor

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to contract

chorus

The eye of the contractor (repeats out)...

[Darren@UptonAccountants]

Time

Someone has far too much time on their hands!!

[PRC1964]

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[DimPrawn]

That's what English will look like in 20 years time.

PS You just killed Fleety

[Ardesco]

God i ust be sad, one look and I was singing away doing my best waynes world headbashing