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#21

21 December 2006, 16:23

18. Crash Test Dummy

Edit: Sorry didn't read the Subject correctly, thought it said "101 uses for an agent".

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21 December 2006, 16:28

19. Corkboard for fake ads

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#23

21 December 2006, 16:58

Inspirartion - lets make more!

Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

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21 December 2006, 17:56

20. Use organs to save sick baboons.
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21 December 2006, 18:17

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21 December 2006, 18:17

No Use
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21 December 2006, 18:23

Brain used for medical research into Pathological Lying.
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21 December 2006, 18:57

Use the corpse to beat another one to death.

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21 December 2006, 19:03

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Use the corpse to beat another one to death.

Poetic Justice

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21 December 2006, 19:14

Polonium 210 taster

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