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#11

21 December 2006, 15:44

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

Piggy Bank

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21 December 2006, 15:44

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21 December 2006, 15:56

baby sitter

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21 December 2006, 15:57

shotgun fodder

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I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

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#15

21 December 2006, 15:57

something for troll to shag
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#16

21 December 2006, 15:58

15. Cavity wall insultaion
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#17

21 December 2006, 15:59

Originally posted by Lucy

something for troll to shag

you sick puppy

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#18

21 December 2006, 16:13

16. Somewhere to park your bike.

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#19

21 December 2006, 16:16

Originally posted by MarillionFan

16. Somewhere to park your bike.

17. someone to have arguments with your wife on your behalf (she won't notice the difference, either)

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#20

21 December 2006, 16:18

17. fix the wheels and use as a golf cart.
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