Originally posted by northernladuk
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The 10 most annoying buzzwords at work
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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That cock who got kicked off Apprentice last week was on about
"how his life was leading to this moment" load of bollacks or what.
I must admit I get peed off when people in work go on about exciting things happening and how excited they are to be doing this. I must be a miserable git but I dont get excited at anything in work. Same when people say how they are "enjoying the challenge" etc.
Jeez. I come to work for the money and tolerate it if there aren't too many bellends saying stuff like this!Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostOnly a few million times.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostBut but you have to kiss the bosses arse....
Though I believe those who work for admin have to as well.Comment
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Everything these days has to be incredible.
"This is going to have an incredible impact on insurance."
"In fact, most markets are incredibly local." (CityAM today)
"I'm incredibly pleased with the way this projects is proceeding."
If you tell me something is incredible, why do you expect me to believe it?"Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Cirrus View Post
If you tell me something is incredible, why do you expect me to believe it?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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