Freddy Mercury (twice) and The Pet Shop Boys. Oh aye? 
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1971 Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)Comment
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Can someone tell me the point of the Pet Shop boys, one talks rather than sings and the other one looks doppy in the backgroundOriginally posted by Alf WFreddy Mercury (twice) and The Pet Shop Boys. Oh aye?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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'kin 'ell, I should have seen that coming (no pun intended).Originally posted by Alf WFreddy Mercury (twice) and The Pet Shop Boys. Oh aye?Call the cops
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They've made a few quid!Originally posted by BagpussComment
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So have the cheeky girls, they are still fookin sh1t thoughOriginally posted by ChurchillThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Doppy ?Originally posted by BagpussComment
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I'm sure that Sian weathergirl bint would agree with you there.Originally posted by BagpussCall the copsComment
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Following a recent posting on Winterval Number 1 music songs, the Department of Citizen Re-education would like to amend the aforementioned list.
1945 Issy Bonn : I'm In Love With Two Sweethearts
Removed, due to the promotion of group sex and bigamy
1946 Frank Sinatra : Five Minutes More
Removed, due to the possible connections with organized crime
1947 Lou Preager : Jimmy Leach : An Apple Blossom Wedding
Removed due to implication of a heterosexual wedding and no reference made to same-gender civil partnerships.
1948 Dinah Shore : Evelyn Knight : Buttons And Bows
Removed due to the reference to weapons of hate
1949 Anton Karas : The Harry Lime Theme
Removed due to the exclusivity of a theme penned for an individual, which ignores the feelings and sentiments of those not included in the theme.
1950 Gene Autry :Bing Crosby : Rudoph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Removed due to references of animal exploitation and possible alcoholism
1951 Teddy Johnson : Teresa Brewer : Longing For You
Removed, due to references to stalking and person-specific obsession
1952 Al Martino : Here In My Heart
Removed. Does not comply with current 5-a-day guidelines that promote healthy eating
1953 Frankie Laine : Answer Me
Removed. We’re working on this one.
1954 Winifred Atwel : Let's Have Another Party
Removed due to references of gluttony, since the first party was not good enough, and also consumption of vast amounts of food and alcohol, which contradicts government policy on healthy eating and substance abuse guide lines
1955 Dickie Valentine : Christmas Alphabet
Removed due to the reference of a Religious festival that is mutually exclusive, and also a 26 letter alphabet that ignores the literary existence of other culture’s alphabets.
I could continue, but this is getting depressing…
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Nonsense! 1980's was the classicOriginally posted by Bagpuss
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