The Official 2018 Budget DOOM thread

[AtW]

Alternatives for that new leaving the EU 50p coin wording of "Friendship with all nations" should be changed to

"You lost get over it"

or

"Nobody likes us we don't care"

Change it to Peace Among Worlds...

[Troll]

Change it to Peace Among Worlds...

Are we at war with Mars now?

[jamesbrown]

Are we at war with Mars now?

Yes, see here:

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/brexit/

Leaving the UK for France wasn't a big enough flounce.

[OwlHoot]

P.S. 3:30pm is the Budget time, outrageous change

Just move your afternoon nap back to 2:30pm - sorted!

[Mordac]

Komrade Kolonel Korbyn will finish the job.

The last El Predidente of Britain

Don't worry, he'll be replaced by President Juncker. He's promised to be very nice to us, so we'll be absolutely fine...

(sh!t , sorry, that should read "absolutely fined")

[AtW]

Get ready for DOOM...

[Jog On]

I want to chin him already

[AtW]

Budget is for hard working families...

[TestMangler]

Budget is for hard working families...

Would have been a shocker if he'd said it was for tax avoiding disguised employees.

This budget is for hard working families, complete with fuel tax increases, beer and cigarette taxes, VAT on kids clothes and extra taxes for cheap supermarkets.

[Unix]

Is he still rambling on, FFS get on with it man!