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Dont you watch Eastenders???Originally posted by Sockpuppet
p.s I dont watch it... well I try not to by the girlfriend makes me sometimes!... promise
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Perhaps she was fat to begin withOriginally posted by SockpuppetHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Not always. I knew one person (not well) who never wore any maternity wear and barely showed throughout the entire pregnancy. I didn't even know she was pregnant because she even wore jeans when she was 7 months gone. It does happen, although the vast majority of women do of course put on weight and obviously show a large rounded abdomen.Originally posted by SockpuppetComment
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I can remember a report of some skinny lady who just couldn't lose that extra 6 or 7 lbs she'd put on... until one day it popped out & starting crying... not sure if it wasn't delivered down the bog or not.
My mum (who used to be a midwife) related tales of women delivering babies on the bog, coz they thought they wanted a quick poo & got a surprise instead.Comment
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